you're strange but don't change

I watch tv. A lot.
i live in london but sometimes i think in an american accent.

That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

—Charles Bukowski, Women (via what-strange-lives-we-live)

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vivremo:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

this will never not be funny 

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crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

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me nd my cougar gf

  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®

galifianafuck:

50 shades of grey dream cast

steve buscemi as christian grey

john travolta as anastasia steele

written and directed by quentin tarantino

soundtrack by seth rogen laughing throughout the whole film

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